Akward Teen

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

jackfrost-flakes:

future-mrs-frost:

future-mrs-frost:

Guys quick, how do I get my crush to like me?

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Let me rephrase; How can I get my crush to like me without breaking the law?

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do this mating ritual dance its guaranteed to win them over trust me im a scientist

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

mommy:

cart0grapher:

mommy:

Cake is good but you cannot have sex with cake.

Oh yes you can.

why are you having sex with cake

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

littlepeachey:

tacocityruckus:

mikefalzone:

alchemy:

TINY KITTEN WITH A TINY KITTEN BACKPACK

What could POSSIBLY be in the TINY BACKPACK?!

cat nip dime bag and a list of people to kill

Oh.my.god

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

prettynpvnk:

Some more of the gang

BUT NO CAMERON BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHY